>>This is so misogynistic and sexist and yet funny.
>>Terrible, funny, ugly, silly,
>>Oh shut up and tell the joke!
Little Johnny asked Mom what 2 words mean that kids at school were using...........Pussy and Bitch. Mom inhaled sharply, but then said:
"Oh, that's easy. A pussy is a cat, like our little Chico . A bitch is a female dog, like our Sandy."
"Thanks, Mom.."
He then found his Dad out in the garage.
"Dad, the guys at school are using words I don't understand."
"What words, son?"
"Pussy and bitch. I asked Mom, but I don't think she told me the right meanings."
Dad said: "Son, never ask your mother about these things, ask me instead. Let me explain it like this."
He pulled a Playboy from his workbench, turned to the centerfold, drew a circle around the pubic area and said:
"Son, everything inside the circle is pussy."
"Okay, Dad. Then what's a bitch?"
Dad replied: "Everything outside the circle."
two words
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