Chicken

[Riverwind (imported)]

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now...

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I can understand the necessity for having an animal rights organization. I belong to a different PETA.

People Eating Tasty Animals

[tjstill (imported)]

Reminds me of the another funny story I heard about a guy that complained he had not ordered mayonaise with his fried chicken.... he hadnt been given it either ... it was a chicken boil that burst when he bit into it. Bet the chicken is still laughing

[seriously curious (imported)]

Thank you for making me laugh I truly needed to laugh after what has been a horrible, horrible weekend thank you again SC