The buzzards are circling!

[Dave (imported)]

Pork and beans?

I thought you just took your girdle off and the resulting expansion created a force 15 earthquake.

[tugon (imported)]

40 million years ago, River and I were hunting a nice Triceratops for dinner. Not finding any, we opened a 5 gal can of pork&beans and devoured it. The resulting gas explosion wiped out all life except River and myself. Es verdad.

Now we have found the Weapons of Mass Destruction.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Pork and beans?

I thought you just took your girdle off and the resulting expansion created a force 15 earthquake.

Au contraire mon ami Dave, River wears the girdle, I wear stays.

[Riverwind (imported)]

I DO NOT< I am proud to say I have never needed to ware a girdle. So speak for yourself OLD MAN.

Speaking of OLD, I understand Mac is now using a new cane,

first new thing in his house in a few centuries. I remember you saying that KEN-SD wired your Abacus up to keyboard and a real old monitor so you could have what you call a computer. I understand it has no memory, which should not be a problem for you from what I have been told.

River the YOUNGER, a lot younger, hell century's younger.

[gareth19 (imported)]

40 million years ago, River and I were hunting a nice Triceratops for dinner. Not finding any, we opened a 5 gal can of pork&beans and devoured it. The resulting gas explosion wiped out all life except River and myself. Es verdad.

The Cretaceous Era (the last period in which any dinosaurs, excluding birds if you are of the "birds-are-dinosaurs" school, were alive) ended with a bang 65 million years ago. Triceratops horridus lived in North America from 68 to 65 million years ago, which explains why you failed to find any.

[Riverwind (imported)]

The Cretaceous Era (the last period in which any dinosaurs, excluding birds if you are of the "birds-are-dinosaurs" school, were alive) ended with a bang 65 million years ago. Triceratops horridus lived in North America from 68 to 65 million years ago, which explains why you failed to find any.

LOL Garth, Mac is so old he no longer remembers how long its been.

River

[kristoff]

The Cretaceous Era (the last period in which any dinosaurs, excluding birds if you are of the "birds-are-dinosaurs" school, were alive) ended with a bang 65 million years ago. Triceratops horridus lived in North America from 68 to 65 million years ago, which explains why you failed to find any.

Mackie is just half blind - couldnt see them. Macular (old age) degeneration, you know.

[tugon (imported)]

Mackie is just half blind - couldnt see them. Macular (old age) degeneration, you know.

Rumor has it much of Mac is degenerate.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Rumor has it much of Mac is degenerate.

Every woman I meet says I'm a degenerate