The buzzards are circling!

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

We will all come and hold a "Farewell Riverwind MOM" and drink wine over your ashes!

We'll cremate you with a large bag of cat food, too.

Damn, and here I was hoping we could have you stuffed and mounted on the mantle!

Yes, River needs to be stuffed and mounted. If you guys aren't in any hurry, we could wait till River's deceased

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I told Wetherman, if I outlive him, I'd lay Flax on his grave. But, only if Flax was pretty and willing

Wetherman had a flax farm.

[tugon (imported)]

Damn, and here I was hoping we could have you stuffed and mounted on the mantle!

I am hoping to be stuffed and mounted at least one more time before I go.

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

I am hoping to be stuffed and mounted at least one more time before I go.

At least do it on something more comfortable than the mantle. --FLO--

[Riverwind (imported)]

Mantel, kitchen table, shelf, stairs, porch, in a box in the basement, what difference does it make?

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Mantel, kitchen table, shelf, stairs, porch, in a box in the basement, what difference does it make?

Not much to the deceased. --FLO--

[kristoff]

Not much to the deceased. --FLO--

But a lot of difference to the one being stuffed and mounted...

[Buzz1221 (imported)]

Not me! I want a full-scale viking funeral with a boat set afire by flaming arrows from archers, in the middle of the lake at night, and my partner (if he survives me) throwing himself on the burning pyre...

[Riverwind (imported)]

And if he is not willing then tie him to the mast.

River

[tugon (imported)]

Not me! I want a full-scale viking funeral with a boat set afire by flaming arrows from archers, in the middle of the lake at night, and my partner (if he survives me) throwing himself on the burning pyre...

Wow that sounds like an incredible amount of work. I mean the part about finding a partner.