The 2010 Bulwar Lytton Awards

[Dave (imported)]

>>Apparently just released today...

>>I'm only including two from this years crop of badness...

>>

http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/

Dishonorable Mentions:

Elaine was a big woman, and in her tiny Smart car, stakeouts were always hard for her, especially in the August sun where the humidity made her massive thighs, under her lightweight cotton dress, stick together like two walruses in heat.

Derek Renfro

Ringgold, GA

The Zinfandel poured pinkly from the bottle, like a stream of urine seven hours after eating a bowl of borscht.

Alf Seegert

Salt Lake City, UT

[Sweetpickle (imported)]

This one was like music to my ears;

As Jeffrey Hicks, the event safety coordinator for the Renaissance Festival finished posting the revised standards for weaponry, he thought of the day an unleashed dog wandered onto the jousting field, causing the rider from Indianapolis to stop short, impaling himself on the butt of his spear, and the following day’s newspaper headline which read: “Stray Injures Indy Knight, Hicks Changing Lances.”

[Dave (imported)]

I can hear Frank Sinatra spining in his grave.