Torturing a kid with watermelon?

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Paolo
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Torturing a kid with watermelon?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjuVPLMCv-A

I have no idea, but they're promising him money for eating watermelon.

I think he hates it.
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We used to joke about this in Jr. High School. We would tell the gullable that if they go to a watermelon patch on a hot summer night, cut a watermelon plug out and fuck it in the tender part, it felt just like a HOT vagina... 😄

...besides made water better than most...

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Cute vid!

I admit this is kinda unrelated, but it reminds me of the ora-gel trick from elementary school.

The stuff smells just like bubble gum - although it's purpose is to numb a sore tooth.

You find a gullible kid, right, have him smell it, convince him it's liquid bubble gum, then have him squirt a bunch into his mouth to 'chew'. You basically turn into a drooling, babbling idiot for about half an hour if you take enough in your mouth.

Yep; I was the dumb, gullible kid :p. I spat it out pretty quick but still. It was hilarious at the time (although I've no idea if it would have been dangerous to have swallowed all that stuff).
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Re: Torturing a kid with watermelon?

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StefanIsMe (imported) wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:35 pm Cute vid!

I admit this is kinda unrelated, but it reminds me of the ora-gel trick from elementary school.

The stuff smells just like bubble gum - although it's purpose is to numb a sore tooth.

You find a gullible kid, right, have him smell it, convince him it's liquid bubble gum, then have him squirt a bunch into his mouth to 'chew'. You basically turn into a drooling, babbling idiot for about half an hour if you take enough in your mouth.

Yep; I was the dumb, gullible kid :p. I spat it out pretty quick but still. It was hilarious at the time (although I've no idea if it would have been dangerous to have swallowed all that stuff).

It's lidocaine; enough will stop the heart, which is why dentists don't spray it on injection sites anymore.
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