Different sayings

[augman7518 (imported)]

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before

Practice safe eating - always use condiments

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy

A hangover is the wrath of grapes

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it

Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under

Every calendar's days are numbered

A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat

He had a photographic memory that was poorly developed

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses

Acupuncture is a jab well done

[transward (imported)]

Wow. Those jokes give you a sense of history. Some of those were old in Vaudeville days. (Come to think of it a lot of them sound like Grouch Marx)

Transward

[Paolo]

Andrew would love them.

[Riverwind (imported)]

Andrew would love them.

I was thinking the same thing,

River