Chicken

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Q. Why was the chicken happy?

A. Because everything was eggcellent.

Not up to Andrew's standards but I'm working on it.

[StefanIsMe (imported)]

What do you call a really crappy chicken joke?

eggscrement

Not that I'm not eggcited by this thread; it's a fine eggsample of somebody (me) going to gross eggstreams to propagate pun-porn.

I'm eggstremely sorry for eggsagerating the eggcellent start Mac gave to this joke !

[madepeel (imported)]

hmmm.....

just more bad yolks!

[Dave (imported)]

eggstravagantly Easter

[micropenis (imported)]

Last one to comment is a rotten egg!

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Damn, you guys are as sick as I am

[Dave (imported)]

puns are eggstra special linguistic stunts.

Puns are eggceptional egglelant non-eggregious humor.

Some of us take puns seriously.

[Riverwind (imported)]

puns are eggstra special linguistic stunts.

Puns are eggceptional egglelant non-egregious humor.

Some of us take puns seriously.

Others just find egg on there faces

River

[Slammr (imported)]

Others just find egg on there faces

River

Eggactly...I think their brains are scrambled.

[Riverwind (imported)]

OK, eggnough of this, we are confusing the wolf.

River