Landover Baptist discovers Avatar

[Dave (imported)]

>>http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2010/january/avatar.html

>>Just remember, this church does not exist.

>>

When Mr. Timothy Huxton* opened his son Timmy Jr's bedroom door, he was shocked to see his little boy's innocent white hiney nestled into the 9ft Na'vi doll he bought himself for his son's birthday. Lately, many Americans have suffered similar incidents. Young children are being seduced by the characters of James Cameron's latest movie, "Avatar." The soothing voices of the Na'vi and their timid, childlike manners, seem to lure young teens into a world of lustful abandon. Unsuspecting parents purchase a popular life-size doll, only to find out later that it is being used by their child as a masturbation toy.

[jemagirl (imported)]

Wouldn't it be more accurate to say the Avatar toy was nestled into Timmy Jr's hiney, rather than the other way around? I mean otherwise it is nothing more than just a case of spooning.

[A-1 (imported)]

I rectum Jema is correct...

[Riverwind (imported)]

This is just to funny,

Avatar was a great movie I would love to see it again in 3D of course.

River