Custer's last thoughts.

[Riverwind (imported)]

The curator of a Western art museum commissioned a local artist to paint a mural-sized painting of Custer's Last Thought. The artist was told to make it highly symbolic of Custer's mindset during the debacle at Little Big Horn. Deep in thought, the artist went to her studio. After many false starts, she proceeded to paint an enormous oil painting. Finally, after many months of work, the painting was unveiled for the curator. In the foreground, a beautiful crystalline blue lake with a single fish leaping. Around the fish's head is a halo. In the background, the hills and meadows are covered with naked Native American couples copulating.

The curator is both disgusted and baffled by what he sees. In a rage he turns to the artist and asks, "What the hell has this got to do with Custer's Last Thought?" The artist replied, "It's simple. Custer's Last Thought had to have been: Holy Mackerel! Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I'll say one good thing for Colonel George Armstrong Custer, he died well dressed: he was wearing an Arrow shirt.

Historical note: When the massacre site was found days later, every body save one was mutilated. The troopers were stripped, scalped and castrated. The only body that appeared untouched was Custer's. After an autopsy, it was discovered that an objected was forced into one ear, pushed through the brain till it exited the opposite ear.

The Cheyenne's who did this to Custer later explained: "Custer never followed our warnings. Since he apparently couldn't hear in the first life, we made made sure he could hear, without obstruction, in the next life."

[lust4nutlessboiz (imported)]

And...

The ground around the massacre site was covered in white.

The recovery team deduced that the Indians kept cumming and cumming.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

And...

The ground around the massacre site was covered in white.

The recovery team deduced that the Indians kept cumming and cumming.

Woo hoo

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

What did George Armstrong Custer and Saddam Hussein have in common?

They both wondered where did all those damn tomahawks came from.