DeaconBlues (imported) wrote: Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:19 pm
Yes, I would have spent many many many more hours pulling weeds and keeping my terrible yard cleaner if it were not for all the horribly entertaining stuff that those devious Canadians send our way.
I thought one of the better insults I have heard is "My you spend eternity at a Canadian film festival."
To be honest your never in the number one spot on any search engine for very long. Be even more interesting sign up for an Alert notice from Google Email Alert (http://www.google.com/alerts?hl=en) for the word Eunuch and another one for castration and you will get daily updates on new items entered into Googles database.
Paolo wrote: Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:16 pm
As much as I love some of my German friends online, I am about ready to declare WW3 on Germany and have Dr. Strangelove come after them.
Bitches sending ME threatening letters, scaring my friends...telling me I'm immoral, illegal, a threat to decency...
Watch out, Deutschland, the Red Nun is coming, and Father Nelson is with her!
Who is threatening you? Not the guys with the 11 page letter? Maybe its time to ban them and there whole f***en country!
It's even worse if you try living there. Makes you want to jump out of a window, though be aware that they won't clean up your body on a Sunday or after 8pm.
We are indeed a crafty lot. Back at the beginning of WW II, Winston Churchill befriended Canada's Sir William Stephenson (aka Intrepid; well, he hadn't been knighted yet). Britain thus got MI-5. The PM was so impressed with William's cunning that he sent him off to New York to make sure the US came into the War that had begun in Europe in Sept 1939. Roosevelt liked him as well and gave him leave to found the CIA. The US came into the War (never mind that Japan bombed Pearl Harbour just to make sure the US entered the War). Sir William even came out of retirement to save USSR diplomat Ivan Guzenko and start the Cold War. Clever - and effective - we are - and maybe not as peaceful as we like to think. Having Lester Pearson be awarded the Nobel Prize for Peace was a ploy to fool everyone. Wonder if we had to pay off the Norwegians? Probably!
The Lurker (imported) wrote: Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:35 pm
While Germany is CLEARLY capable of screwing up anything it associates itself with, I am extremely confident that we should BLAME CANADA!
Paolo wrote: Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:16 pm
As much as I love some of my German friends online, I am about ready to declare WW3 on Germany and have Dr. Strangelove come after them.
Bitches sending ME threatening letters, scaring my friends...telling me I'm immoral, illegal, a threat to decency...
Watch out, Deutschland, the Red Nun is coming, and Father Nelson is with her!
Paolo! Immoral?!? ...you?
HA!
...pretty incredible coming from the country that put herr schilckelgruber (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 312AAg8al1) in power and at one time sent ANYBODY WHO COULD ACTUALLY THINK TO A "concentration camp"
...O.K. now, Doucheland,
...think about 'moral' for a while now, will ya?...
search engine results are based on site activity, thus the more post and bandwidth and such that a site uses the higher up the results are... there are other financial means of getting to the top of the page, but for the most part it is based on site activity....
JesusA (imported) wrote: Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:12 pm
Google is continuously changing and improving its search engine algorithms. Thefraj, who works as a search engine optimization professional, first noticed that the Eunuch Archive had dropped out of at least the first 1,000 hits on Google for the term "eunuch" yesterday morning. He peeked behind the scenes and found a few lines of code on the Archive front page that may be the reason that we were dropped.
A letter pin-pointing the possible source of the problem has been sent to the members of the Archive crew who have the power to change the coding. If this does fix the problem, it will still take a while for Google to discover us again.
If we're not back at the top of the Google search within a couple of days, we'll need to look farther for the solution.
The relevant code has been fixed. Hopefully Google's web crawler will take note of the changes soon. We'll wait 2-3 weeks, checking to see when they visit. If this doesn't resolve the issue, then we will inquire if we are being censored by them.
I just tried, and entering that word alone did not result in the archive showing on the first page still ...
However, when you are typing the word eunuch into the search field, by the time you get it all typed, "eunuch archive" is the second result on the pull-down menu that shows up as you type at google now. Not bad!
