Donald and Daisy Duck

[augman7518 (imported)]

> Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a

> hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

>

> The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?'

>

> Donald frowned and said, 'No.'

>

> Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not

> have sex.

>

> 'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.

> So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if

> they had condoms.

>

> 'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the

> counter and gave it to Donald.

>

> The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put them on your bill?'

>

> 'No, you fool !' Donald quacked, 'I'll thuffocate !'

>

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

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