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Two Women Talking In Heaven:

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:59 pm
by twaddler (imported)
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I 'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds . I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer........ we'd

both still be alive today.

Re: Two Women Talking In Heaven:

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:33 pm
by Glenda J (imported)
Oh my God!

Tut tut.

REgards,

Re: Two Women Talking In Heaven:

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:27 am
by Jenny (imported)
twaddler (imported) wrote: Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:59 pm 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer...
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that was so funny, Thank you for the joke and keep them coming,

but honestly it was cold in the fridge 🙏

Re: Two Women Talking In Heaven:

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:32 pm
by sapient (imported)
Here's one on a similar theme:

Three guys show up at the pearly gates one day. One was half dressed. One was naked. The other was properly dressed, but purple with rage. S:t Peter is suspicious - he can feel at least one of them don't belong there, so he starts asking them about how they died.

- Well, said the half dressed man, I'm a concert pianist and I was in town for a performance but overslept. I rushed out on the curb trying to hail a cab and never knew what hit me.

- Okay, that seems innocent enought. You're in, S:t Peter said.

- Oh, the angry one said, I was comming home one day and found out my wife was cheating on me. I just missed the guy, and so I rushed to the window and saw this guy rushing out into the street trying to dress at the same time. Then I grabbed hold of the refrigerator and shoved it out the window but suffered a hart attack in the process.

- That's murder and we won't tolerate that even if you had a reason. Off to Hell you go!

- So what's your story then? S:t Peter asks the naked guy last.

- Oh, I was sitting naked in this refrigerator, minding my own buisness...