1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I 'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds . I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer........ we'd
both still be alive today.
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Re: Two Women Talking In Heaven:
twaddler (imported) wrote: Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:59 pm 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer...
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that was so funny, Thank you for the joke and keep them coming,
but honestly it was cold in the fridge
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Re: Two Women Talking In Heaven:
Here's one on a similar theme:
Three guys show up at the pearly gates one day. One was half dressed. One was naked. The other was properly dressed, but purple with rage. S:t Peter is suspicious - he can feel at least one of them don't belong there, so he starts asking them about how they died.
- Well, said the half dressed man, I'm a concert pianist and I was in town for a performance but overslept. I rushed out on the curb trying to hail a cab and never knew what hit me.
- Okay, that seems innocent enought. You're in, S:t Peter said.
- Oh, the angry one said, I was comming home one day and found out my wife was cheating on me. I just missed the guy, and so I rushed to the window and saw this guy rushing out into the street trying to dress at the same time. Then I grabbed hold of the refrigerator and shoved it out the window but suffered a hart attack in the process.
- That's murder and we won't tolerate that even if you had a reason. Off to Hell you go!
- So what's your story then? S:t Peter asks the naked guy last.
- Oh, I was sitting naked in this refrigerator, minding my own buisness...
Three guys show up at the pearly gates one day. One was half dressed. One was naked. The other was properly dressed, but purple with rage. S:t Peter is suspicious - he can feel at least one of them don't belong there, so he starts asking them about how they died.
- Well, said the half dressed man, I'm a concert pianist and I was in town for a performance but overslept. I rushed out on the curb trying to hail a cab and never knew what hit me.
- Okay, that seems innocent enought. You're in, S:t Peter said.
- Oh, the angry one said, I was comming home one day and found out my wife was cheating on me. I just missed the guy, and so I rushed to the window and saw this guy rushing out into the street trying to dress at the same time. Then I grabbed hold of the refrigerator and shoved it out the window but suffered a hart attack in the process.
- That's murder and we won't tolerate that even if you had a reason. Off to Hell you go!
- So what's your story then? S:t Peter asks the naked guy last.
- Oh, I was sitting naked in this refrigerator, minding my own buisness...