Product warnings

[JesusA (imported)]

A set of REAL product warning labels that seem to exist

a) because consumers are a little dimmer than we’d like to think,

b) because a lawyer or two got involved, and/or

c) to keep the consumer laughing

Good Sense Sleep Aid

CAUTION: This product contains an antihistamine and will cause drowsiness.

Mr. Bubble Body Wash

Keep Out of Reach of Young Children

Shout Ultra Gel

Do not treat garment while wearing.

Arm & Hammer Super Scoop Cat Litter

Safe to use around pets.

Swanson Breaded Fish Fillet Dinner

Product must be cooked prior to eating

Clairol Herbal Essences Natural Volume Weightless Hairspray

[following the standard warning that the product is flammable]

Do not smoke until hair is dry.

Conair hair dryer

7. Never use while sleeping.

Kraft Easy Cheese spray

DIRECTIONS: For best results remove cap, hold applicator tip close to food, press tip firmly, and move slowly across food surface.

Pure Power Automatic Toilet Bowl Cleaner

CAUTION: It is not recommended that children or pets regularly drink water from the toilet, even though the bowl water is not harmful to children or pets.

[These are all from the May 2004 issue of Consumer Reports, where they were accompanied by photographs of the actual product labels.]