Tuba Jokes
Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2002 8:11 pm
Tuba Jokes
What's the range of a tuba?
Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
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How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb?
Three! One to hold the bulb and two to drink 'till the room spins.
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What's a tuba for?
1 1/2" by 3 1/2" unless you request "full cut."
Note: in the USA, a 2 x 4 is a two-inch by four-inch piece of wood, which actually measures 1 1/2 inches by 3 1/2 inches.
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How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue.
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These two tuba players walk past a bar...
Well, it could happen!
What's the range of a tuba?
Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
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How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb?
Three! One to hold the bulb and two to drink 'till the room spins.
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What's a tuba for?
1 1/2" by 3 1/2" unless you request "full cut."
Note: in the USA, a 2 x 4 is a two-inch by four-inch piece of wood, which actually measures 1 1/2 inches by 3 1/2 inches.
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How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue.
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These two tuba players walk past a bar...
Well, it could happen!