Tuba Jokes

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Tuba Jokes

What's the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

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How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb?

Three! One to hold the bulb and two to drink 'till the room spins.

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What's a tuba for?

1 1/2" by 3 1/2" unless you request "full cut."

Note: in the USA, a 2 x 4 is a two-inch by four-inch piece of wood, which actually measures 1 1/2 inches by 3 1/2 inches.

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How do you fix a broken tuba?

With a tuba glue.

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These two tuba players walk past a bar...

Well, it could happen!