Pet Monkey
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2002 8:32 am
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.
He orders a drink and while he's drinking the
monkey jumps all around the place.
The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and
eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and
eats them, then jumps onto the pool table,
grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in
his mouth, and to everyone's amazement,
somehow swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see
what your monkey just did?"
The guy says "No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table ...
whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied
the guy, "He eats everything in sight, the little
bugger. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."
He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the
stuff the Monkey ate, then leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his
pet monkey with him.
He orders a drink and the monkey starts running
around the bar again.
While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey
finds a cherry on the bar.
He grabs it, sticks it up his bum
(But for US readers), pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your
monkey did now?"
"No, what?" replies the guy.
"Well, he stuck a cherry up his bum, pulled it
out, and ate it!" said the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me", replied the guy.
"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since
the cue ball incident, he measures everything first."
ende/end...
He orders a drink and while he's drinking the
monkey jumps all around the place.
The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and
eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and
eats them, then jumps onto the pool table,
grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in
his mouth, and to everyone's amazement,
somehow swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see
what your monkey just did?"
The guy says "No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table ...
whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied
the guy, "He eats everything in sight, the little
bugger. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."
He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the
stuff the Monkey ate, then leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his
pet monkey with him.
He orders a drink and the monkey starts running
around the bar again.
While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey
finds a cherry on the bar.
He grabs it, sticks it up his bum
(But for US readers), pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your
monkey did now?"
"No, what?" replies the guy.
"Well, he stuck a cherry up his bum, pulled it
out, and ate it!" said the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me", replied the guy.
"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since
the cue ball incident, he measures everything first."
ende/end...
