Pet Monkey

[antonia (imported)]

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.

He orders a drink and while he's drinking the

monkey jumps all around the place.

The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and

eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and

eats them, then jumps onto the pool table,

grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in

his mouth, and to everyone's amazement,

somehow swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see

what your monkey just did?"

The guy says "No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table ...

whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied

the guy, "He eats everything in sight, the little

bugger. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."

He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the

stuff the Monkey ate, then leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his

pet monkey with him.

He orders a drink and the monkey starts running

around the bar again.

While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey

finds a cherry on the bar.

He grabs it, sticks it up his bum

(But for US readers), pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your

monkey did now?"

"No, what?" replies the guy.

"Well, he stuck a cherry up his bum, pulled it

out, and ate it!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me", replied the guy.

"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since

the cue ball incident, he measures everything first."

ende/end...

[MgSpecter (imported)]

That was possibly the funniest thing i have ever heard.

[Riverwind (imported)]

I agree that is funny as can be, sense you could not get it out last night in the chat room this is better. thanks

[Christina (imported)]

That's a great joke!

[augman7518 (imported)]

Cute joke,we need more repeatables like that thanks

[Dave (imported)]

BUM ! !

It would be just as funny if he stuck the stuff up a bum's ass first, too. (you might call it an arse or buttocks or anus or rectum...).

[HairyHarry (imported)]

Absolutely brilliant!