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My dick is not a turkey drumstick
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2020 3:35 pm
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
Welp my gf’s older sister accused me of stuffing a turkey drumstick in my pants. So of course I had to unzip and prove her wrong. Not sure this relationship is gonna last
Happy Thanksgiving everyone
Re: My dick is not a turkey drumstick
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2020 7:08 pm
by jamiepan (imported)
Two choices; either tell your gf ASAP and cut off contact with the older sister, or get fuckin' the older sis on the side and ride this tag-team circus until the end, you'll never forget it.
Re: My dick is not a turkey drumstick
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2020 9:02 pm
by TopManFL (imported)
rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 3:35 pm
Welp my gf’s older sister accused me of stuffing a turkey drumstick in my pants. So of course I had to unzip and prove her wrong. Not sure this relationship is gonna last
Happy Thanksgiving everyone
Hummm, you have to admit, when it cums, you have to admit it's a Butterball®
Re: My dick is not a turkey drumstick
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2020 10:48 am
by Zipoid66 (imported)
Give her the bone.
Re: My dick is not a turkey drumstick
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2020 11:19 am
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
jamiepan (imported) wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 7:08 pm
Two choices; either tell your gf ASAP and cut off contact with the older sister, or get fuckin' the older sis on the side and ride this tag-team circus until the end, you'll never forget it.
@jamiepan my gf would cut off more than contact if she found out I was boning her sister behind her back
Re: My dick is not a turkey drumstick
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2020 11:05 pm
by DeaconBlues (imported)
This story reminds me of that old joke... "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Uhhhhh, actually it IS a gun in my pocket, I don't get "happy" like that anymore.
Re: My dick is not a turkey drumstick
Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2020 3:05 pm
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
DeaconBlues (imported) wrote: Sat Nov 28, 2020 11:05 pm
This story reminds me of that old joke... "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Uhhhhh, actually it IS a gun in my pocket, I don't get "happy" like that anymore.
LOLOL @deaconblues I hear you man! I could probably smash her sis but eventually it would get discovered and they would “disarm” me lmao. Which is actually a bit of a freakish turn on for me haha
Re: My dick is not a turkey drumstick
Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2020 9:06 pm
by jamiepan (imported)
Do it.
Set up cameras and record the session with the big sis, arrange for them to meet and record the sister telling your gf about it, showing the video to her; record the explosion and subsequent unmanning of yourself; market the combined, edited video; profit.
I mean... it'd work in a cartoon... :p I'd certainly pay to read the transcripts, much less watch the film!
(I'm not advocating anything here, just muckin' about)
Re: My dick is not a turkey drumstick
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 10:03 am
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
jamiepan (imported) wrote: Mon Nov 30, 2020 9:06 pm
Do it.
Set up cameras and record the session with the big sis, arrange for them to meet and record the sister telling your gf about it, showing the video to her; record the explosion and subsequent unmanning of yourself; market the combined, edited video; profit.
I mean... it'd work in a cartoon... :p I'd certainly pay to read the transcripts, much less watch the film!
(I'm not advocating anything here, just muckin' about)
@jamiepan thanks for the support man lol. Maybe they'll get it hard and band it off then make me watch while they take turns using it on each other? Oops I just gave myself a boner
Re: My dick is not a turkey drumstick
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2020 4:50 am
by cutnbulls2ox (imported)
Just impregnate both of them and move to a new town with no trace to avoid their drama queen fights.