My dick is not a turkey drumstick

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Welp my gf’s older sister accused me of stuffing a turkey drumstick in my pants. So of course I had to unzip and prove her wrong. Not sure this relationship is gonna last

Happy Thanksgiving everyone

[jamiepan (imported)]

Two choices; either tell your gf ASAP and cut off contact with the older sister, or get fuckin' the older sis on the side and ride this tag-team circus until the end, you'll never forget it.

[TopManFL (imported)]

Welp my gf’s older sister accused me of stuffing a turkey drumstick in my pants. So of course I had to unzip and prove her wrong. Not sure this relationship is gonna last

Happy Thanksgiving everyone

Hummm, you have to admit, when it cums, you have to admit it's a Butterball®

[Zipoid66 (imported)]

Give her the bone.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Two choices; either tell your gf ASAP and cut off contact with the older sister, or get fuckin' the older sis on the side and ride this tag-team circus until the end, you'll never forget it.

@jamiepan my gf would cut off more than contact if she found out I was boning her sister behind her back

[DeaconBlues (imported)]

This story reminds me of that old joke... "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Uhhhhh, actually it IS a gun in my pocket, I don't get "happy" like that anymore.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

This story reminds me of that old joke... "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Uhhhhh, actually it IS a gun in my pocket, I don't get "happy" like that anymore.

LOLOL @deaconblues I hear you man! I could probably smash her sis but eventually it would get discovered and they would “disarm” me lmao. Which is actually a bit of a freakish turn on for me haha

[jamiepan (imported)]

Do it.

Set up cameras and record the session with the big sis, arrange for them to meet and record the sister telling your gf about it, showing the video to her; record the explosion and subsequent unmanning of yourself; market the combined, edited video; profit.

I mean... it'd work in a cartoon... :p I'd certainly pay to read the transcripts, much less watch the film!

(I'm not advocating anything here, just muckin' about)

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Do it.

Set up cameras and record the session with the big sis, arrange for them to meet and record the sister telling your gf about it, showing the video to her; record the explosion and subsequent unmanning of yourself; market the combined, edited video; profit.

I mean... it'd work in a cartoon... :p I'd certainly pay to read the transcripts, much less watch the film!

(I'm not advocating anything here, just muckin' about)

@jamiepan thanks for the support man lol. Maybe they'll get it hard and band it off then make me watch while they take turns using it on each other? Oops I just gave myself a boner

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

Just impregnate both of them and move to a new town with no trace to avoid their drama queen fights.