Romance isn't dead (but it's on its last legs sometimes)
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:55 am
Two rather romantic thoughts for Valentine's Day:
#1: A Romantic Pout from a lady friend who felt left out on Valentine's Day:
"All I got was an E-Card that said, Just remember, this Valentine's Day, blow jobs are like flowers for men. Then he showed up two hours late for our Valentine's date."
#2: My now ex picked me up in a limo, took me to the fanciest hotel in town, wined and dined me all V-day weekend. When he brought me back home via limo, he says to me, "Oh, your half of the cost is $450...can you write me a check?"
{hint: circling the drain}
#1: A Romantic Pout from a lady friend who felt left out on Valentine's Day:
"All I got was an E-Card that said, Just remember, this Valentine's Day, blow jobs are like flowers for men. Then he showed up two hours late for our Valentine's date."
#2: My now ex picked me up in a limo, took me to the fanciest hotel in town, wined and dined me all V-day weekend. When he brought me back home via limo, he says to me, "Oh, your half of the cost is $450...can you write me a check?"
{hint: circling the drain}