Romance isn't dead (but it's on its last legs sometimes)

[Dave (imported)]

Two rather romantic thoughts for Valentine's Day:

#1: A Romantic Pout from a lady friend who felt left out on Valentine's Day:

"All I got was an E-Card that said, “Just remember, this Valentine's Day, blow jobs are like flowers for men.” Then he showed up two hours late for our Valentine's date."

#2: My now ex picked me up in a limo, took me to the fanciest hotel in town, wined and dined me all V-day weekend. When he brought me back home via limo, he says to me, "Oh, your half of the cost is $450...can you write me a check?"

{hint: circling the drain}