Knife-wielding fiance charged with uttering threats of castration

[SplitDik (imported)]

Glad this guy finally decided to call the police. Had he actually gone to sleep, he'd have ended up penis-less. On the other hand, where can I find a woman like this?

http://www.simcoe.com/news/crime/articl ... threatened

Fiancé’s genitals threatened

BARRIE - A woman is in custody after she threatened to cut off her fiancés genitals.

Officers responded to a report of a domestic dispute at a High Street address on Monday.

Police say a couple began to argue when the woman felt that her fiancé was using his bicycle to pick up other women.

She then allegedly armed herself with a knife and slashed the tires on the bike.

The woman then lunged at the male with the knife, but he managed to disarm her, according to police. Still not satisfied, the woman attended the kitchen where she armed herself with a larger knife and a pair of scissors.

Police say she attempted to attack her fiancé with her new weapons, but the man managed to trap her in a doorway and again disarmed her.

Police say the woman then threatened the male that when he went to sleep, she would cut off of his genitals.

A 41-year-old woman was arrested and charged with mischief under $5,000, assault with a weapon and uttering threats. She was held for a bail hearing.

[C&TL2745 (imported)]

Hmmmm. D'ya think he had grounds to call off the wedding?

Can't blame the gal for thinking the guy was picking up women with his bicycle. I mean, after all, what woman wouldn't find a spin on a guy's bicycle irresistible! "I'll just pedal right over and pick you up." Just makes a gal want to swoon. LOL!

A knife and scissors does seem over the top, though. I think I could have done the job with just the knife.

Sandi