There once was a eunuch of Roylem,

Took two eggs to the cook and said, "Boil 'em.

I'll sling 'em beneath

My inadequate sheath,

And slip into the harem and foil 'em."

Now THAT was funny,

Thank you so much.

Today, 16 June, when in the chat rom, we had a Texan (so he claimed) wanting to know whatsongs would be appropiate. Icame up with "Oh bury me nuts on the loan prarie."