A friend sent me this

[Andrew (imported)]

There once was a eunuch of Roylem,

Took two eggs to the cook and said, "Boil 'em.

I'll sling 'em beneath

My inadequate sheath,

And slip into the harem and foil 'em."

[Erik (imported)]

Now THAT was funny,

Thank you so much.

[Andrew (imported)]

Today, 16 June, when in the chat rom, we had a Texan (so he claimed) wanting to know whatsongs would be appropiate. Icame up with "Oh bury me nuts on the loan prarie."