I've seem stallions in full erections. Horses, stallions in particular, are scary when they want to mate.

And I've seen a lone male donkey in full erection chasing a small herd of ten female donkeys. That was a silly sight.

I can't imagine how a person (man or woman) couldn't run away from those erections. Not that horses and donkeys aren't substantial animals. They are and they can trample and do other damage to humans.

You got to convince me of how that happens.

Probably a good thing they can't breed. What would you call it? Moow? Coose?

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the two worst things I've ever seen animals do are:

1) a female hippopotamus take a pee... (like a garden hose on steroids)

2) an elephant taking a walk at the zoo and suddenly dropping a load. (ugliest butt-hole in the animal kingdom and stools the size of bowling balls)

Sounds like a challenge.

You must be talking about the moose @LT because my ass isn’t open to company ;P

Good laughs all around !

I m laughing out loud just from imagining how rogerwpbfl can achieve somehow vaulting himself into the air and getting high enough to mount and then hang on long enough to rape a bull moose ass that s 6 or 7 feet in the air ! All the while that moose is bucking like wild to get him off his tail ! That moose kicking, bellowing, spinning, rearing up, and panicing like a human str8 man would panic from being mounted by another horny man who is after breeding his virgin moose butt lol ! It d be way wilder and better than watching rodeo bronc busting or bull riding and far tougher to rape than merely staying on a bull for 8 seconds bouncing bareback.

A task to challenge any man lol !

Dave,

I m guessing the three Canadian men attacked by bull moose got more chased, kicked, and trampled than raped by confused bull mooses who smelled a female in heat on their clothes and were surprized and mighty pissed off when they sniffed out a human hunter instead.

Horny and confused and angry all at the same time, those excited bull moose had to decide instantly about whether to mount and breed the hunter like his nose and male brain are screaming at him to do ? Or kick his ass for being a cock teasing human smelling like a female moose in heat lol ?

Rogerwpbfl,

You thought up a new gladiator event for the Roman Collisium, man verses bull moose. Who can rape whose ass ? You and the moose both being straight males, it d be a tough fight lol !

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cutnbulls2ox (imported) wrote: Thu Jun 07, 2018 5:56 pm Horny and confused and angry all at the same time, those excited bull moose had to decide instantly about whether to mount and breed the hunter like his nose and male brain are screaming at him to do ? Or kick his ass for being a cock teasing human smelling like a female moose in heat lol ?

It's not nice to tease a bull anything

The FAR SIDE had a cartoon about that: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/56998751514524963/

cutnbulls2ox (imported) wrote: Thu Jun 07, 2018 5:56 pm Good laughs all around !

I m laughing out loud just from imagining how rogerwpbfl can achieve somehow vaulting himself into the air and getting high enough to mount and then hang on long enough to rape a bull moose ass that s 6 or 7 feet in the air ! All the while that moose is bucking like wild to get him off his tail ! That moose kicking, bellowing, spinning, rearing up, and panicing like a human str8 man would panic from being mounted by another horny man who is after breeding his virgin moose butt lol ! It d be way wilder and better than watching rodeo bronc busting or bull riding and far tougher to rape than merely staying on a bull for 8 seconds bouncing bareback.

Fortunately sex with animals is one fetish I don't have, and that's good because the way this thing swells I'd probably get stuck. ; )

rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Thu Jun 07, 2018 10:35 am Nothing goes in my butt, animal or otherwise lol. May

rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Thu Jun 07, 2018 5:49 pm be I could rape the moose tho haha. #alphamale

Sounds like a challenge.

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bout the moose @LT because my ass isn’t open to company ;P

No, not the moose. Trust me, there are ways to make it happen, mister.

Losethem (imported) wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 3:38 pm No, not the moose. Trust me, there are ways to make it happen, mister.

LOL... Well, it wouldn't be in my living ass I can promise that.