A Cow Raping Rampage?!

[Paolo]

Someone please tell me this is a parody site/story? Then again, it wasn't a felching rampage...

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/canada ... g-rampage/

A moose that has escaped from the Calgary Zoo is wreaking havoc on local farms in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has allegedly been sexually assaulting a large number of cows since its escape two nights ago.

A number of local farmers in the area have warned authorities about a moose that has been seen on many occasions “humping” their cattle and possibly harming the animals.

The local farmer says he was first alarmed by the distress calls he was hearing from his cattle.

Mating season

Although it is not known if the sex acts were consensual or perceived as an act of aggression by the cows themselves, the act of mating for the moose is a rather normal thing, explains veterinarian Annie Beaudoin, of the Calgary Zoo.

“This 3-year-old moose has been raised in captivity and due to its particularly aggressive nature was enclosed by itself for most of its life. It is the first occasion that it has had in its entire life to experiment with a sexual partner,” she told reporters.

After a 48-hour wild goose chase, Wildlife agents still have not successfully apprehended the animal and all persons having information concerning its whereabouts should contact the Alberta Environment and Parks, Fish & Wildlife department.

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

He sounds like a normal male teenager let loose to enjoy sex for the first time ! If he can t find any female moose to mate with, he finds the next closest thing to it.

Sounds like us men in prisons, military outposts, remote work locations, and anywhere the women of first choice are not available to horny men.

I guess a vet or zoo keeper could explain any major differences in the penis and vaginas of moose verses cattle and if a moose penis harms a cow s vagina in mating her. Its tough to compare being mounted and bred by a bull verses a bull moose. Both would be a rough ride for any female.

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

The attached story of 3 hunters being attacked by moose after spilling moose urine on themselves seems stranger to me than a young bull moose humping easy to rape cows lol. From a bull moose s perspective, trying to mount a man is way stranger than mounting a cow ! Kinky if the man has the right smell lol !

[Arab Nights (imported)]

The whole thing is worth it after scrolling down for the additional stories. Thanks for starting my day with a laugh.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

He sounds like a normal male teenager let loose to enjoy sex for the first time ! If he can t find any female moose to mate with, he finds the next closest thing to it.

Sounds like us men in prisons, military outposts, remote work locations, and anywhere the women of first choice are not available to horny men.

I guess a vet or zoo keeper could explain any major differences in the penis and vaginas of moose verses cattle and if a moose penis harms a cow s vagina in mating her. Its tough to compare being mounted and bred by a bull verses a bull moose. Both would be a rough ride for any female.

If I escaped being locked up by myself for 3 years I’d pretty much mash the first living hole I could find.

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

Maybe a bull moose mating with a lots of cows and causing distress mooing from the cows would be like turning you loose ( just barely past your teens and still optimally horny and super virile ) after 3 years of no sex, but in a pygmy colony or some population of small women lol ! You d be the bull moose in the china shop crashing around, but just trying to get some long deprived sex enjoyment and causing similar fear and moans of " His dick is way too huge for my vagina to handle ! " in all the local women with small vaginas lol ?

Sounds like yet another good fiction story plot for you to write as all the local women and their small dicked men decide how to control you, the big dicked bull moose that is ravaging the countryside after getting loose after 3 years of prison from his last mass raping adventures.

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

I don t think you d have as much fun writing a story of you being a hunter that spilled female moose mating smells all over yourself by accident and having bull moose trying to rape you. That s the news story showing below this moose story lol !

But who knows, even as a straight man, you might enjoy the role reversal of writing a story about a bull moose trying to rape you hahaha ! See what its like to be on the receiving end of a huge dick for a role reversal for you to experience instead of you always being the impressively hung bull in real life sex lol ?

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

I don t think you d have as much fun writing a story of you being a hunter that spilled female moose mating smells all over yourself by accident and having bull moose trying to rape you. That s the news story showing below this moose story lol !

But who knows, even as a straight man, you might enjoy the role reversal of writing a story about a bull moose trying to rape you hahaha ! See what its like to be on the receiving end of a huge dick for a role reversal for you to experience instead of you always being the impressively hung bull in real life sex lol ?

Nothing goes in my butt, animal or otherwise lol. Maybe I could rape the moose tho haha. #alphamale

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Maybe a bull moose mating with a lots of cows and causing distress mooing from the cows would be like turning you loose ( just barely past your teens and still optimally horny and super virile ) after 3 years of no sex, but in a pygmy colony or some population of small women lol ! You d be the bull moose in the china shop crashing around, but just trying to get some long deprived sex enjoyment and causing similar fear and moans of " His dick is way too huge for my vagina to handle ! " in all the local women with small vaginas lol ?

Sounds like yet another good fiction story plot for you to write as all the local women and their small dicked men decide how to control you, the big dicked bull moose that is ravaging the countryside after getting loose after 3 years of prison from his last mass raping adventures.

Your plot concept has some potential, I'ma think on it for a bit and see what comes up.

[Losethem (imported)]

Nothing goes in my butt, animal or otherwise lol. Maybe I could rape the moose tho haha. #alphamale

Sounds like a challenge.