Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite the Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."
Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares!
Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying down on the couch with your feet up anyway!
Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Real Women - Buy mashed potato mix in the box, and you don't have to worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs.
Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead. There won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
Real Women - Go straight to the bakery...they'll even decorate it for you!
Ladies - Brush some egg white over pie crusts before baking to yield a beautiful, glossy finish.
Real Women - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not say a damn thing about brushing egg whites over anything, so don't do it!
Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it!
Ladies - Your best friend is always there for you. She will even come and bail you out of jail.
Real Women - Your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "Damn.....that was fun!"
Ladies - Don't throw out all the leftover wine...freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Women - What leftover wine???
Kelly
