For you rabbit lovers

[Andrew (imported)]

A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on

rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to

the finer restaurants in the city. He searched all over Paris

seeking a suitable place to raise his rabbits. None could be

found. Finally, an old priest at the cathedral said he could have

a small area behind the rectory for his rabbits. He successfully

raised a number of them and when he went about Paris selling them,

a restaurant owner asked him where he got such fresh rabbits. The

young man replied, "I raise them myself, near the cathedral. In

fact, I have a hutch back of Notre Dame."

[Riverwind (imported)]

A1

I think its time to take a trip to LA with some tar and feathers, bad puns deserve the best.

River

[Paolo]

You know, if you do a web search, you can find a lot of information about having your rabbits neutered. In all the years I raised rabbits (where I learned all about sex!) I never heard of such a thing. Who'd neuter a rabbit and why?! But then I remembered this:

I had a male rabbit come down with testicular cancer once. It was ghastly. The vet said to just shoot him. His balls swelled to unbelievable size by the time I noticed it. It only took a few weeks for things to get quite ugly. I poisoned him with sleeping pills instead, paramount to him just going to sleep...I think I must cried for days after that. Had he been neutered to start with, it wouldn't have happened I guess.

[An Onymus (imported)]

I think rabbits also can suffer from an affliction called split penis. Maybe their sex life isn't all that it's cracked up to be.

[Andrew (imported)]

A1

I think its time to take a trip to LA with some tar and feathers, bad puns deserve the best.

River

This being, after all, the EA, I would hope that after the tar&feather ceremony that we could all have time for me to take the two of you out to dinner at the local Chinese restaurant. I took Jesus there when he visited LA, and he agrees it is one of the best. After which, we can shake hands and agree with Shakespeare that parting is such sweet and sour.