The will to become a better man.

[AonXHuer (imported)]

I have had my kids, and I have known love. I have a girlfriend now, but I'm unsure if it's meant to last. However I am sure that she's the last one for me. I dislike it when I'm single and I think I'm going to do all of these great things and end up on Plenty of Fish. It's pointless. So if it is to end, I am to become a eunuch. I plan to pursue a future involved with the church, martial arts, and plenty of travel. I may even join a monestary. I already have a past involving these things.

Sexual appetite disgusts me so I first was trying to strangle my right teste with a couple aluminum rods and zip ties. It's very painful, but it seems to help with aggressive moods, sexual desire, and all around serenity which is what I want. I was hoping that it would kill it and it be absorbed back into my body as it died. It does not appear to be working and it's causing some pretty bad flesh bruises- and I dread an infection. I want to do one at a time to allow my body to adjust to the hormonal change that will ensue. Plan B appears to be more realistic all of the time.

What my Plan B is: surgery. I do not fore see myself jumping through the hoops of professionals. I am developing a procedure.

shave in a hot shower. tape up what does not need to be in the way. swap with alcohol. put down wide piece of good tape of a type that is firm. Have an additional piece of tape ready at the side, along with a bowl of water at 190 degrees, and a piece of cotton or other degradable string. Use a good shaving razor to make a 1.25" incision. Extract, tie cords all together tight with the string. Sever with razor and let it slip back inside. Swap back of tape with alcohol on cotton ball and place the piece of tape over the cut on the other tape to hold the flesh where the cut edges will knit back quickly (I loathe stitches).

Think it will work? Am I missing anything?

[Paolo]

Don't be surprised, with all the recent trolling we've had here, if no one responds to this.

[AonXHuer (imported)]

Don't be surprised, with all the recent trolling we've had here, if no one responds to this.

You just did

[ambiguous (imported)]

Can recommend Gorilla tape ..its good stuff.

[sparkey49 (imported)]

I personally think you will end up in the hospital after you attempt this self procedure if not worse!

[Prismatic (imported)]

Why not just tie a string to them, tie the other end to a door handle, and have someone slam the door? Works for teeth right?

[Dave (imported)]

Your body going into shock and you passing out...

The cords slipping out of your fingers with blood vessels left open and bleeding...

Possibly a massive infection if neither of those things happen.

I once said to a friend after we watched the video of a fellow go after his testicles with a kitchen knife that blood was spraying everywhere and the fellow had no way of controlling it. That's what I fear will happen to you.