She had to be a blonde

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling up her boobs.

"Really" she said, "Go ahead and try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born"?

I said "Yesterday."

[C&TL2745 (imported)]

Got to admit, that's funny. Thanks for the giggle, Mac.

Sandi

[Ernie of Maine (imported)]

Mac you durty old man Ernie

[Dave (imported)]

That's funny! Good joke.

I'm stealing it...

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

That's funny! Good joke.

I'm stealing it...

Sounds fair, I stole it from Jesus (no, not that Jesus)

[Mac (imported)]

I would like to be able to get away with doing that.