things that make me run away in horror - not for the squeamish

[Dave (imported)]

>>I'm speechless.

>>http://anyguey.guanabee.com/2010/04/man-dies-eel-anus/

Man Dies After Eel Is Inserted In His Rectum

05- 3-10 10:36 AM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/0 ... 60842.html

A Chinese man has died after an eel was inserted in rectum by friends as, reports claim, a joke.

Doctors in Sichaun, China, apparently found the creature, a 50cm Asian swamp eel, in the 59-year-old man's rectum after he had died from internal bleeding.

The eel had reportedly done severe damage to the man's intestines.

While doctors were initially baffled as to how the eel could have gotten there, the man's friends allegedly confessed that they had inserted the live creature as a joke after a bout of heavy drinking.

Chef Dies After Feeling Eel

By STAFF REPORTER

Published: 30 Apr 2010

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... z0mtMq4idk

A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.

Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Crap, with friends like that, who needs enemies.

[tugon (imported)]

"Hey, what's eatin' at you"?

Actually Mac I think the phrase is With friends like that who needs enemas.

[Slammr (imported)]

On a ranch, where I once worked, some guys played a prank on another. They squeezed the juice from poison oak berries onto his sandwich. His throat swelled up, and they had to rush him to the hospital. The guy almost suffocated.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

On a ranch, where I once worked, some guys played a prank on another. They squeezed the juice from poison oak berries onto his sandwich. His throat swelled up, and they had to rush him to the hospital. The guy almost suffocated.

Those guys who pulled the prank should have horse-whipped till they were bloody and then fired. I say that because our founder, Bboy, died from his throat constricting so much that he suffocated

[Arab Nights (imported)]

Crap, with friends like that, who needs enemies.

Crap, with friends like that he needs enemas.

[moi621 (imported)]

Don't they have hamsters in China?

[Richard_Less (imported)]

It really is a shame when a "prank" goes bad. People don't think about their actions and leanr to regret it BIG TIME.

For the life of me I cannot understand why people even think to involve innocent animals - especially inserting them into various orafices.

Those drunken idiots could have stuffed a dildo or a banana or some other food/thing with a falic resemblance and things would have been OK (unless the victim was very allergic).

Better yet, paint his nails, do his hair up in pony tails, but on some lipstick and put him in a dress. Easy to clean up, very imbarrasing, but next to 0 chance for death... for the victim anyway, his buddies after he wakes are another matter.

[A-1 (imported)]

...or maybe introduced the worm that causes elephantiasis...

...Do the Chinese have an equivalent of Paul Bunyan?

[butterflyjack (imported)]

But, Richard Less....I know if that were me awakening in a dress, with painted nails, I'd think I had died and gone to heaven...

I like that remembrance that there were two victims to this prank..That poor eel...And that allusion to insertion of small animals..another abomination...

I note that drunkenness had a part in this "prank"..as it does in many stupid acts.. dragonfly