moi621 (imported) wrote: Mon Dec 07, 2009 12:25 am
The TV weather news is still hyping the coming storm... I miss the '50's. Things were done, smarter.
So, you miss the 50's eh? "Smarter" things were back in those days?
Well if you really, seriously, really want it to rain, I know just how to make it rain. So far, this method has never failed to make rain come within one week or less.
Step one... scrape together every last cent of pocket money you have, raid your piggy bank, get everything you can in cash.
Step two... go to Home Depot, or some other place that sells portland cement, and redi-mix concrete. Spend all of your life's savings, and then some, buy buy buy concrete and redi-mix.
Step three... set your fortune's worth of concrete redi-mix out behind your house, but under a water proof cover like a tarp or something.
Finally, wait for the storm, and I guarantee it will be a "doozy" of a storm. First the winds will come and rip your tarp off the concrete redi-mix, and in short order the rain will have all of it completely soaked through.
You might think I am joking, but seriously, I think the rain clouds can see those costly bags of redi-mix out there and they just can't resist soaking any bags they can get to. So far, I think I have lost 50 or more bags that were to be used in various projects here.