Recent Idiot Sightings...

[A-1 (imported)]

IDIOT SIGHTING:

We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears

repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two." We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!!! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."

From Louisville, Ky.

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce. He was a Chef? Yep... From State College, Pa.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in Butler, Pa.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS

IDIOT SIGHTING:

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do it more often." Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the headlights stare.

This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office, no less.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!!!" His reply, "I know. I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!!!

STAY ALERT FOLKS !!!!!!!

They walk among us...

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

A-1 I am so relieved that most of the idiots in the U.S. live in your neck of the woods as opposed to Washington D.C.

[NaziNuts (imported)]

Watt is a horse's ass power anyhow?

[XtheUndead (imported)]

I see dumb people

They're everywhere

They walk around just like ordinary people

They don't even know they're dumb

Sorry, my eye's have a hard time with "Plum" so I made ya'll "Royal Blue." Old eyes, you know!

Sister

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I saw an idiot today in the mirror. Ugly bearded bastard he was too.

[Falcon (imported)]

Last night on "Funniest Videos" they showed funny clip of a dumb person. Young woman was baking a turkey. At some point, her husband slipped a cornish game hen into the turkey cavity. When the turkey was done, the husband pulled out the game hen and announced that the turkey was pregnant. The wife was so upset at cooking a pregnant turkey, she vowed never to eat turkey again.

TB