mung
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:31 am
# Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
# Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
# Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
# Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out?
# Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
# Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
# An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world.
A pessimist fears that this is true.
# There is always death and taxes; however death doesn't get worse every year.
# People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
# It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
# I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.
# Indecision is the key to flexibility.
# It hurts to be on the cutting edge.
# In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
# I always wanted to be a procrastinator; I never got around to it.
# I am having an out of money experience.
# I am in shape. Round is a shape.
# A day without sunshine is like night.
# If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
# It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
# Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
# Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
# Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.
# Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
# Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
# Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
# Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out?
# Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
# Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
# An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world.
A pessimist fears that this is true.
# There is always death and taxes; however death doesn't get worse every year.
# People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
# It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
# I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.
# Indecision is the key to flexibility.
# It hurts to be on the cutting edge.
# In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
# I always wanted to be a procrastinator; I never got around to it.
# I am having an out of money experience.
# I am in shape. Round is a shape.
# A day without sunshine is like night.
# If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
# It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
# Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
# Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
# Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.
# Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
