Q. Why was the famous actor, Rock Hudson, buried face down in a grave with only thin soil covering the body.

A. So his friends could stop by for a cold one.

Well when they were burying Liberace they heard a strange music as they were lowering the casket. They stopped and the music stopped. They began to lower him again and the strange music began causing them to stop. It dawned on the funeral director that Liberace was just decomposing.

I've always told folks to bury me face down so that my friends would recognize and remember me, and so that they could also recycle me as a bicycle rack.

Perry Como is laid to rest in a grotto where his songs are played in perpetuity.

kristoff wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:36 pm I've always told folks to bury me face down so that my friends would recognize and remember me, and so that they could also recycle me as a bicycle rack.

Remember.

You will always be a subject to: "Roll over".

If they bury me face down then everyone will have to kiss my ass for eternity!

IbPervert (imported) wrote: Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:08 pm If they bury me face down then everyone will have to kiss my ass for eternity!

That's assuming they would deign to bend down to do so, instead of kicking... up some dust....