Facts and Rules: Minnesota
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
3. You say our lakes smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it.
4. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 combines that are driven only 3 times a year.
5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.
6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of ducks are coming in; we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
7. Yeah, we eat walleye & northern pike and love it. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.
8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of either deer season or fishing season. They are Religious holidays, held reverence and anticipation. It is NOT the device that runs up the overhead door.
9. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the pound of ham & turkey.
10. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: Onion, Pepper, and Garlic!
11. College and High School Football and HOCKEY are as important here as the Vikings, Wild, or the Timberwolves, and a hell of a lot more fun to watch.
12. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards --it spooks the fish.
13. Come the season, Lutefisk is regularly served as both an appetizer and an entrée.
Facts and Rules: Minnesota
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Re: Facts and Rules: Minnesota
14. Anything special about curling there?
(Hard, shiney rocks thrill me)
(Hard, shiney rocks thrill me)
Re: Facts and Rules: Minnesota
NaziNuts (imported) wrote: Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:21 pm 14. Anything special about curling there?
(Hard, shiney rocks thrill me)
Sorry, but it is popular among certain classes who are unable to distinguish rocks from Hockey Pucks. Some folks also have this problem in distinguishing hockey pucks from White Castle Hamburgers (Sliders), save for the squared corners on the sliders. To make them easier to carry home, or hook on one's belt, some folks glue handles on their favorite rocks.