Two Irishmen were digging a ditch across the street from a famous brothel. While they were taking a break, they noticed a Rabbi walking into the brothel. One Irishman says to the other, "see, I've always been suspicious of those people."

A few minutes later they saw a minister enter the brothel. One Irishman says, "is that any kind of example that he's setting for his flock."

Several minutes later they two Irishmen see a Catholic priest entering the brothel. One Irishman says to the other, "awe, that's too bad, one of the girls inside must be sick or dying."