A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor." "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed; then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said.

"Your finger is broken."

That was good If I knew any blondes I'd show them that one...and then duck.

One of my best friends is a blonde who just dyed her hair red. Guess who I'm going to tell this to first!! --FLO--

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:13 am That was good If I knew any blondes I'd show them that one...and then duck.

Hell! Don't duck. Let her poke. It'll serve her right...