A Christmas Rhyme

[Kortpeel (imported)]

I know this is ancient but in case some of you haven't heard it before:

It was Christmas day in the harem.

The eunuchs were sat on the stairs

Watching the Sultan's houris

Combing their pubic hairs.

When a voice was heard from the chimney,

It rang throughout the halls:

"What do you want for Christmas chaps?"

And the eunuchs answered...

Sfunny. I can't remember any more.

Merry Christmas to all.

[JesusA (imported)]

I thought I knew every "oldie" out there, but this one is new to me. It's great. Thank you for the Christmas gift. I will be "re-gifting" it to others I know.