the 1040 form
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:23 pm
A woman walked into an accountant's office and told him that she needed his help to file her taxes. The accountant replied, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He got her name, address, social security number, etc., and then asked, "What is your occupation?"
The woman replied, "I'm a high-priced whore."
The accountant balked and said, "No, no, no! That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that is still too crude. Try again."
They both thought for a minute, then the woman offered, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant replied, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a call girl?".
"Well, I raised over 700 little peckers last year."
The woman replied, "I'm a high-priced whore."
The accountant balked and said, "No, no, no! That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that is still too crude. Try again."
They both thought for a minute, then the woman offered, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant replied, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a call girl?".
"Well, I raised over 700 little peckers last year."