Rectal Express
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:40 pm
Luckily I can laugh at some of life's situations in which I find myself involved.
For instance;
As I was leaving a grocery store yesterday my cell phone rang. A friend was calling about her elderly father. She sounded frantic but was not getting to the point of what she needed. Finally she told me he was impacted and could I help him. He was in a great deal of discomfort. "Of course" I said and drove straight to his house.
It certainly was not humorous that he was in such a situation but I began to wonder about a business offering such services. On my drive there I saw a Fed EX truck and that is how I came up with the name Rectal Express. Then I realized if such a business was to be created I would have to advertise. I would certainly need a jingle. What should I put on my business card? Lubed Glove will Travel, for instance. Pricing, I would have to figure out a pricing structure. Should I have a sign on the side of my car or would it be more discrete to have it unmarked? After all should the neighbors know if a customer is impacted again?
Oh and yes the path was cleared. So far a 100% success rate for a potential new business.
For instance;
As I was leaving a grocery store yesterday my cell phone rang. A friend was calling about her elderly father. She sounded frantic but was not getting to the point of what she needed. Finally she told me he was impacted and could I help him. He was in a great deal of discomfort. "Of course" I said and drove straight to his house.
It certainly was not humorous that he was in such a situation but I began to wonder about a business offering such services. On my drive there I saw a Fed EX truck and that is how I came up with the name Rectal Express. Then I realized if such a business was to be created I would have to advertise. I would certainly need a jingle. What should I put on my business card? Lubed Glove will Travel, for instance. Pricing, I would have to figure out a pricing structure. Should I have a sign on the side of my car or would it be more discrete to have it unmarked? After all should the neighbors know if a customer is impacted again?
Oh and yes the path was cleared. So far a 100% success rate for a potential new business.
