Another golden oldie

[colin (imported)]

Since we seem to be having a re-run of old jokes recently, here is another:

"A blonde, a brunette and a redhead enter an elevator together. As they walk in,

they notice a small puddle of white liquid on the floor of the elevator car.

The brunette bends down for a closer look, and says, very matter of factly,

'It looks like cum.'

The redhead stoops down a little closer, takes a deep breath through her

nose, and proclaims, 'Yes, and it smells like cum.'

The blonde stoops down closer yet, puts the tip of her finger into the puddle,

touches it to her tongue, and exclaims, 'Well, it's nobody from our building.'"

[kristoff]

Since we seem to be having a re-run of old jokes recently, here is another:

"A blonde, a brunette and a redhead enter an elevator together. As they walk in,

they notice a small puddle of white liquid on the floor of the elevator car.

The brunette bends down for a closer look, and says, very matter of factly,

'It looks like cum.'

The redhead stoops down a little closer, takes a deep breath through her

nose, and proclaims, 'Yes, and it smells like cum.'

The blonde stoops down closer yet, puts the tip of her finger into the puddle,

touches it to her tongue, and exclaims, 'Well, it's nobody from our building.'"

Quickly on its way about the internet again....

[colin (imported)]

Well,

Perhaps you should try this one:

"A man and his wife are driving along when they see a wounded

skunk on the side of the road. They stop, and the woman gets out,

picks it up, and brings it into the car.

She says, 'Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?'

The man says says, 'Put it between your legs.'

His wife says, 'What about the smell?'

Her husband says, 'Well, hold its nose.'"

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You know what they say, once you get past the smell you've got it licked - and they wonder why I'm gay!