The Halloween Costume - finding it!
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:23 pm
A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days, so the husband asked his wife to go to a costume shop and get costumes for them to wear.
When he came home that night he went into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed was Superman costume.
The husband yelled at his wife, "What were you thinking? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something I can wear."
The next day the wife, not too happy, returned the costume and got a replacement.
The husband came home from work the next evening, went to the bedroom, and there laid out on the bed, was a Batman costume.
He again yelled at his poor wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party!"
The next morning his now irate wife went shopping. When the husband came home again from work, laid out on the bed were three items: one was a set of four white buttons, the second was a thick white belt, and the third item was a wood 2 x 4.
The husband yelled at the wife, "What the heck are these for?"
The wife yelled back, "Take your clothes off. Now you can put the four white buttons on the front of you and go as a domino. If you don't like that idea, you can put the white belt on and go as an Oreo. And if you don't like THAT idea either, you can shove the 2 x 4 up your butt and go as a fudgesicle!
When he came home that night he went into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed was Superman costume.
The husband yelled at his wife, "What were you thinking? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something I can wear."
The next day the wife, not too happy, returned the costume and got a replacement.
The husband came home from work the next evening, went to the bedroom, and there laid out on the bed, was a Batman costume.
He again yelled at his poor wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party!"
The next morning his now irate wife went shopping. When the husband came home again from work, laid out on the bed were three items: one was a set of four white buttons, the second was a thick white belt, and the third item was a wood 2 x 4.
The husband yelled at the wife, "What the heck are these for?"
The wife yelled back, "Take your clothes off. Now you can put the four white buttons on the front of you and go as a domino. If you don't like that idea, you can put the white belt on and go as an Oreo. And if you don't like THAT idea either, you can shove the 2 x 4 up your butt and go as a fudgesicle!
