Poncho walked into a bar and spied a very large jar on the counter.

It's filled to the brim with bills so he guesses

There must be thousands of dollars in it.

He waved to the bartender and asked. "What's with the jar?"

"Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests,

You get all the money."

Poncho certainly wasn't going to pass this up.

"What are the three tests?"

"Pay first, those are the rules." says the bartender.

So Poncho gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.

"OK," the bartender says. "Here's what you need to do:

First - You have to drink that entire bottle of pepper tequila,

The whole thing, all at once...

And you can't make a face while doing it.

Second - There's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth

You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.

Third - There's a 90-year old woman upstairs

Who has never reached orgasm during intercourse

You've gotta satisfy her in every way."

Poncho is stunned. "I know I paid my $10,

But I'm not an idiot!

I won't do it!

I'd have to be nuts to drink a bottle of pepper tequila,

And then do those other things.."

"Your call," says the bartender,

"but your money stays where it is."

As time goes on and Poncho has a few drinks,

Then a few more,

"Where ez zat tequila?"

He grabs the bottle with both hands and downs it with a big slurp.

Tears streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face.

Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon

The people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on outside.

They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming,

The pit bull yelping and then silence.

Just when they think Poncho surely must be dead,

He staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped

And large bloody scratches all over his body.

"Now, where's that old woman

With the sore tooth?"

LOL..that was great.

If I downed an entire bottle of any kind iof tequilla, I'll probably try to water my lawn with Kristoff's built-in garden hose.

Very funny, thank you

River