Your sweet little Yoli is here! (All showered, scented, manicured, pedicured, groomed, and heading for the office soon.)

I have time for one last half-cup of kawfee and a short report.

The KKK (Kinky Kastration Koven, Ms Yolanda _______, Founder, President, and Chief Instigator) meets this late afternoon and (probably) into the late evening/tomorrow(for those who are unmarried and without kids.) I'm expecting seven ladies and one gentleman (he'd better be!), but no Barry The Eunuch since he can't come down from Lubbock this time.A slide show of ancient Etruscan artifacts will be presented, narrated by an ancient Etruscan if we can find one.

(OK, young lady! Put down the caffeine!)

Marlene, the "Pontoon Boat Lady" from Austin(k) will be here for the weekend and she SAYS that she's bringing the fellow mentioned in a earlier post. Well, he's welcome but I hope he hasn't somehow gotten the idea that he's gonna get lucky with any of us (other than Marlene.) I've cautioned her to make darned certain that he understands he's not attending an orgy and that he's free to look but not touch when we all hit the pool sans swimwear. Otherwise, he'd best remember, he might leave without his balls.

Of course, we'll all do a bit of looking too just to see what he has to lose.

For the epicures in the crowd, the planned menu is as follows:

Crabmeat (real) Cocktail

Grilled Shrimp Kabobs

Bacon Wrapped Dove Breasts (Your Yoli shot them herself!) Marinated in red wine and jalapeno juice and grilled over charcoal until still pink and juicy inside.

Young Okra (Yep, Okra!) sauteed in Olive Oil w/Garlic

Purple Hull Peas, picked while at a recent Dove hunt, as was the Okra.

Shiitake Mushrooms, grilled with a swabbing of Dry Sherry and butter.

Garlic Bread

Dessert will be Ash(leigh)'s Famous Home-made Ice Cream...Blackberry!

Cocktail Hour will precede dinnahhh, and a selection of wines and beers will accompany the meal.

BTW, BYOB (Bring your own BEANO[TM])

It'd be a lot easier to order Pizza, but the usual delivery boy has a tendency to linger.

Ya'll come see us!

Love and other nice stuff,

Yoli

Of course I love you! Can't you see that my nipples are on Hi-beam?!?!

I would love to attend for the feast alone. Of course meeting Yoli would also be incredible.

oh good lord im going to have to keep Miss.Matched away your group, she would die for that menu and prob drag me along.. protesting only lightly of corse... lol..

Perhaps its a good thing i moved away from texas...

Yolanda is present, reasonably awake and un-hungover.

Re: Last night. A nice event!

No passed out drunks. No accidental drownings in the pool. No mosquito bites (although one of the KKK members does have really small bewbs that resemble mosquito bites...they're really pretty though...tasty too.)

Three of the regs stayed over and are still asleep, all in one king-size bed in a guest room at the big house. Marlene and her "candidate" are currently having a waker-upper I suspect, due to some sounds emanating from MY room (I slept with Ash[leigh]..Yummo!)

Dinner was a huge success, 'cept one of the regs cried over the "poor little doves"; She ate them anyway. Nobody grieved for the poor little Purple Hull Peas...snobs! For those who don't know, they're similar to Black-eyed Peeeeeez. But these were fresh, not dried...Again, YUMMO!

Ash(leigh)'s ice cream was outta sight. Most had never had Blackberry ice cream before. It's amazing. Even avowed Okra haters tried and liked the sauteed young Okra pods.

I'm treating the entire mob to b'fast at a nice place in about an hour...NO COOKING TODAY! Let me seeeee...Me, Ash(leigh), Marlene and chum, the other three...Hmmmmm, seven times about eight bux, plus 25% tip...EEEEK!

Well, still better than cooking b'fast.

Oh, you wanted to know how Marlene's chum was received.

Well, he seems nice, if a little nerdy, and he observed the no-uninvited-touching rule at all times. Of course, his objects of interest were closely inspected and that necessitated some touching of HIM. I only looked but Marlene invited one of the regs to perform the ceremonial "Lifting of The Peepee" so as to better assess his baggie and the contents thereof. Really tidy and nice package, BTW, and he did NOT get a stiffie at that moment. He did later when Marlene gave "it" CPR by the pool as we naked 'lil mermaids watched. We played the important role of "visual aids". It took him all of maybe three minutes to make a nice squirty. I hope he has greater endurance under more normal circumstances, for Marlene's sake, anyway.

He likes little bites on the shaft...careful there!

After b'fast we're all going shopping at The Rim (Upscale shopping area near home.) and I'm gonna drag all of them over to the nearby BassProShops to dazzle them all with my knowledge of boats, electronics for seeking bass, and tackle.

This afternoon will be football, football, and more football, especially the OU v. Mizzou game. I oughta be there in Norman USA but chose to have the Kinky Kastration Koven bash instead 'cause this was the most opportune weekend for all participants. BTW, if you haven't watched a game in Hi-Def all I can say is "Wow!". There will be snacks!

Beating Texiz last week was the BOMB!

Now, if you'll excuse me...I need to finish my kawfee and round up the herd for b'fast.

Love to all from...

Yoli

Hostess