A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way." After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq." The nun said, "I understand completely." The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls -- I don't want to go to Iraq either."

hey tanglog

thanks for the laugh ... now i will forever wonder whenever i pass a nun if there is more there than meets the eye.

Allen

Was the nun dressed in red?

Couldn't be that one because I believe that the red nun is missing those bits, right?

It's amazing what a war and/or the draft will do for recruiting new nuns and priests!

I used to hang out with a bunch of Catholic Friars. Many of them were openly gay. There was even a pedophile priest among them. And I always wondered why some of the friars hung out at the local convent!:D

Thanks for the chuckle!