most of these seem to apply to my job

One Liner sarcastic remarks to get you through the day:

And your crybaby whinny opinion would be...?

This isn't an Hospital. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

A PBS mind in an MTV world.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

A woman's favorite position is CEO.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

Meandering to a different drummer.

My favorite

Would you like some cheese to go with your wine?

IbPervert (imported) wrote: Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:15 pm My favorite

Would you like some cheese to go with your wine?

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if you fetch the chease I will supply the wine

I once worked at the hospital and had either the late evening shift or else the graveyard shift. My little joke was that I was having another dream about getting stuck in the hospital again.

jenny (imported) wrote: Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:39 am .................................................. ..............................................

if you fetch the chease I will supply the wine

I suspect he meant "whine." At least, that is the way I use the line...

devi (imported) wrote: Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:20 pm I once worked at the hospital and had either the late evening shift or else the graveyard shift. My little joke was that I was having another dream about getting stuck in the hospital again.

I got stuck in the hospital a couple times. I think it was in the supply closet...

Oh yes, and I forgot to mention that my other time that I had to deal with hospitals was in my childhood. My aunt was a nun (a real nun) and I the shy, quiet, obedient darling. Lest...

or else the graveyard shift.

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we still have the grave yard shift