here it is:

A little old lady knocks on the door of the local biker gang. A burly, hairy biker answers the door, looks down, and seeing the old lady, cracks a partial grin and says, "Can I help you?"

"Yes", says the old lady, "I wanna join your gang."

The biker begins to laugh now, and replies, "Well ma'am, we've got some tough requirements. Do you own a bike?"

"Yup, sure do. Look behind me." The biker looks over the lady's shoulder to see a candy apple red chopper.

"Impressive", says the biker. "Do you drink?"

"Like a fish", the granny answers. "I can drink anyone under the table."

"Okay, okay", the biker responds, "one last question. Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

"No," the granny says, "but I've swung around by my titties."

I knew Jema was my kind of biker babe

=jemagirl;

jemagirl (imported) wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:31 pm "No," the granny says, "but I've swung around by my titties

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I just have to pass that one on Jemma to all my friends, and I notice my dear friend Mr Mc wolf says you are his type of girl, Be warned he said the exact same words to me, so we will have to watch him, I think he is a bit of a sly wolf.

thanks for the joke.

Oops, Did I say that.

See, jema and jenny are so sexy and beautiful, I was confused.

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:53 pm Oops, Did I say that.

See, jema and jenny are so sexy and beautiful, I was confused.

Yeah... and are names are similar too. LOL

jemagirl (imported) wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:23 am Yeah... and are names are similar too. LOL

See what I mean he is now trying to wriggle out of it

Jema, that was great, thank you

River